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"Have the people who design bikini bottoms ever seen a female genitalia?"

“Har de som designar bikinitrosor någonsin sett ett kvinnligt könsorgan?”
"Have the bikini bottom designers ever seen a female genitalia?" asks Maria Sveland in a column in Amelia.
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She then goes on to reason about how many of the tiny bikini bottoms can't possibly cover the entire sex, unless you've done a full Brazilian wax and three labia reductions.
(Which, by the way, increases exponentially as the porn industry's photo-edited privates give both girls and boys the image that a "normal private" has small inner labia that never protrude beyond the outer ones)
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"Possibly it would have worked if you folded your labia and lay completely still, but then on the other hand you wouldn't have been able to bathe, which was the point of the whole thing anyway?" she continues.
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Yeah, that's the point of it all. That women should be able to swim, move freely and relax in their swimwear!
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Shortsini - swimming shorts for girls that fit regardless of labia size and without you feeling compelled to do a Brazilian wax - your body, your choice 👊🏻
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#shortsini
#moonriseofsweden
#equal swimwear
#yourbodyyourchoice
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